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		<title>Not Quite The Flash</title>
		<link>http://www.davegruen.com/2009/08/22/not-quite-the-flash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 01:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HiddenVorlon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This guy is not really the flash&#8230; 

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">This guy is not really the flash&#8230; </p>
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		<title>Test Embed Code from PawPlace</title>
		<link>http://www.davegruen.com/2009/06/01/test-embed-code-from-pawplace/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:49:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HiddenVorlon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Here&#8217;s a test embed code from PawPlace.com
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;Here&#8217;s a test embed code from PawPlace.com</p>
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		<title>PawPlace SlickPic</title>
		<link>http://www.davegruen.com/2009/03/25/pawplace-slickpic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HiddenVorlon</dc:creator>
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		<title>Fisher-Price Nativity Set</title>
		<link>http://www.davegruen.com/2008/12/27/fisher-price-nativity-set/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 02:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HiddenVorlon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For Christmas we bought my nephew the coolest Fisher-Price set. &#160;It&#8217;s a Nativity set.&#160; It&#8217;s a very quality set with a lot of nice pieces.

The pieces are all high quality and the set even plays &#34;Away in a Manger&#34;.&#160; I salute Fisher-Price for making this set &#8211; however, there&#8217;s one minor problem.&#160; One of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For Christmas we bought my nephew the coolest Fisher-Price set. &nbsp;It&#8217;s a Nativity set.&nbsp; It&#8217;s a very quality set with a lot of nice pieces.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">The pieces are all high quality and the set even plays &quot;Away in a Manger&quot;.&nbsp; I salute Fisher-Price for making this set &#8211; however, there&#8217;s one minor problem.&nbsp; One of the pieces is a pig.&nbsp; A pig was considered an &quot;unclean&quot; animal and no respectable Jewish shepherd would be raising pigs.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">It&#8217;s a bit funny, that they would go all this way and make this nice quality set and goof up on adding a pig.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve been looking online and most sets don&#8217;t have the pig anymore, so maybe someone at Fisher-Price caught on and updated the site.</p>
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		<title>Turdis</title>
		<link>http://www.davegruen.com/2008/08/25/turdis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HiddenVorlon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My wife and I have coined a new phrase: Turdis.&#160; The origin has to do with the BBC show Doctor Who.&#160; For those of you who don&#8217;t know, Doctor Who travels in time &#38; space with his TARDIS (Time and Relative Dimensions in Space).&#160; The Tardis is broken to remain looking like a police call [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My wife and I have coined a new phrase: Turdis.&nbsp; The origin has to do with the BBC show Doctor Who.&nbsp; For those of you who don&#8217;t know, Doctor Who travels in time &amp; space with his TARDIS (Time and Relative Dimensions in Space).&nbsp; The Tardis is broken to remain looking like a police call box.&nbsp; Well&#8230; a number of outhouses in the area are small, blue and look like the Tardis.&nbsp; So we now call them a &quot;Turdis&quot; because they aren&#8217;t quite a Tardis.</p>
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<p>Once Webster&#8217;s calls, we&#8217;ll get it into the next version of the dictionary.</p>
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		<title>Stop &amp; Pay Toll #6</title>
		<link>http://www.davegruen.com/2008/07/27/stop-and-pay-toll-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 01:42:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HiddenVorlon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s episode 6 of my cartoon Stop and Pay Toll&#8230;


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s episode 6 of my cartoon Stop and Pay Toll&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Forcloser????</title>
		<link>http://www.davegruen.com/2008/07/04/forcloser/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:09:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HiddenVorlon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A sign near our place&#8230;


&#160;
Would you trust someone to handle your finances if they can&#8217;t spell the word &#8220;foreclosure&#8221;???
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A sign near our place&#8230;</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Would you trust someone to handle your finances if they can&rsquo;t spell the word &ldquo;foreclosure&rdquo;???<o:p></o:p></p>
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		<title>Jeff Peckman Alien Video</title>
		<link>http://www.davegruen.com/2008/06/01/jeff-peckman-alien-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 05:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HiddenVorlon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this week, complete nutball Jeff Peckman released a video to the world proving once and for all that aliens do exist.

&#8230;or well&#8230; maybe&#8230; uh&#8230; it could be a giant plastic mask&#8230; or a rubber head&#8230; or a million other things.&#160; Yeah&#8230; I&#8217;m sure the video is going to make believers out of everyone&#8230; sheesh&#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Earlier this week, complete nutball Jeff Peckman released a video to the world proving once and for all that aliens do exist.</p>
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<p>&#8230;or well&#8230; maybe&#8230; uh&#8230; it could be a giant plastic mask&#8230; or a rubber head&#8230; or a million other things.&nbsp; Yeah&#8230; I&#8217;m sure the video is going to make believers out of everyone&#8230; sheesh&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Stop &amp; Pay Toll #5</title>
		<link>http://www.davegruen.com/2008/04/29/stop-pay-toll-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HiddenVorlon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s ep 5 of Stop &#38; Pay Toll.&#160; In the doctor&#8217;s office&#8230;&#160; Enjoy.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s ep 5 of Stop &amp; Pay Toll.&nbsp; In the doctor&#8217;s office&#8230;&nbsp; Enjoy.</p>
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		<title>Stop &amp; Pay Toll #4</title>
		<link>http://www.davegruen.com/2008/04/18/stop-pay-toll-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HiddenVorlon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s installment #4 of Stop &#38; Pay Toll: The Drug Test.

The idea for this one actually came from my old Latin teacher.&#160; Goofing around in class one day, he said that one of the other students would study for anything including a drug test.&#160; Maybe it&#8217;s an old joke&#8230; but I thought it was pretty [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s installment #4 of Stop &amp; Pay Toll: The Drug Test.</p>
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<p>The idea for this one actually came from my old Latin teacher.&nbsp; Goofing around in class one day, he said that one of the other students would study for anything including a drug test.&nbsp; Maybe it&#8217;s an old joke&#8230; but I thought it was pretty funny.</p>
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